Friday, March 04, 2005

Why am I struggling?

The obvious answer: I'm still drunk.

Last night, the drinking got way out of hand and I was up way too late. This morning, I'm shaking, tired, irritable, and am having dizzy spells.

In my office right now, six women are standing around gabbing about shoes.

Work is retarded.

The weekend plans:
  • Today at 6:30pm -- a nap to restock after sleep deprivation and then more liquor.
  • Saturday -- DolphinQuest '05 continues at Sea World with my best friend, Donna.
  • Sunday -- GM Auto-Show in Motion where I get to drive a whole bunch of brand new vehicles ranging from Hummer H2, Mercedes, Lexus, Corvettes and many more.
So a busy weekend coming up, but it should be fun.

Hopefully, the Sky Tower will be fixed and I'll be able to try to spot my condo from up there.

Things I'm looking forward to in the next few months:
  • Riding the new Soarin' ride at Epcot (April)
  • Seeing the new Lights, Motors, Action stunt show at Disney-MGM Studios (March 13th)
  • Riding the vertical drop coaster Sheikra at Busch Gardens (http://www.buschgardens.com/buschgardens/fla/sheikra.aspx)
  • Partying in a Ft.Wilderness Cabin with my friends for the Gay Day weekend. (June 3rd)
  • Getting my tax return.
  • The season finale of CSI written and directed by Quinton Tarentino. (May 19th)

Things I'm looking forward to in the next two hours:

  • Lunch

Jobs that I always thought I'd like (regardless of pay):

  • Toll Booth Attendant (flirting with fags)
  • Landscape Gardener at Disney
  • Lifeguard (checking out guys in bathing suits)
  • Spa Locker Room attendant
  • Bartender in a club
  • Flight Attendant (for the free travel opportunities)
  • TV Weatherman
  • Urban Planner
  • Prostitute / Porn Actor
  • Pharmacist
  • National Park Ranger
  • Disney Imagineer
  • Dolphin Trainer

Looking at those job choices, it's quite obvious that I want to be working outdoors, having sex, travelling and drinking...just not all at the same time. This just makes me wonder...

...why am I a Secretary?

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